fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side
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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
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you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Then Inception happens
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they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
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sorry mom i cant go outside im ugly
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the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
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i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
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hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
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Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II
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